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Vive la rentrée.......
Petite dédicace à tous les maîkres et maîkresses qui reprenaient aujourd'hui..... pfiiiioooou, la vie est duuuuuuuure... Hurrah for the new school year Girl : 2x4=13 Girl : 2X6=15 Girl : 2x8=euh...21 Girl : 2x10=I know, I know, yes, 43 ... Proud of myself!...
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Résolutions matinales
Parce qu'être une femme et être active peut être compatible. .. ou p Morning resolutions N°1: To wake up in a good mood and welcome the boyfriend bringing breakfast N°2: To be bright and early and to go to work earlier (I've still got plenty of time...)...
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Geekwoman...
La femme moderne ne cesse de vouloir se familiariser avec les nouvelles technologies.... avec plus ou moins de réussite... GeekWoman - Toolbar - Desktop - Plug your mouse - Open a file - Compress a File - Empty trash - Sleep or Hibernate (Zzz, zzz) -...
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Blablabla de jour férié...
Ne pas être toute seule à la maison le 11 novembre > en profiter pour dire plein de choses (c'est mieux que de parler à son chat) > en profiter pour dire n'importe quoi > conclusion : apprendre à se taire.... Holiday yadda yadda Glob : blah ! Glob : blah...
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Questions existentielles de fille....
The meaning of Life by girls To be natural... ...or to resort to artifice To let the boyfriend listen to HIS music... ...listen to "New Kids On The Block" (Are they still kids?) Straight hair ? ... ... Curly hair? "Baa!" What to cook ? Cultural Reading?......
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Handicap international
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Les graines du soleil
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Pluto et Dingo
Pluto and Goofy
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Tenue correcte exigée
Strict dress code Waiter : How did you find your steak? Glob : Well, by accident... It was hidden under the salad!
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Le jour des enfants
The day the children stood still Girl : Moooom, you looked at my diary, again! Mummy : I did not my dear! Girl : Yeah, right. That's why I found your bookmark in it!
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Les joies du week-end
Weekend pleasures Guy : You look so pretty in that sweater! Guy : In those pants too! Guy : Not quite sure what to say... Well, as long as you're not cold...
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Camion...
Camion Guy : Hep hep hep! Say "Bill Gates" Glob : Euh ... Glob : Well, euh, Bill Gates Guy : Double-click !
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Commémoration...
Aujourd'hui je commémore le 3e anniversaire de la fin de la guerre entre Maurice et Gédéon.... Ce jour là, Maurice a perdu... Commemoration Today is the 3rd anniversary of the end of the war between Maurice and Gedeon my cat... That day, Maurice lost......
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Mais que fait Brigitte????
What's Brigitte (Bardot) doing ??? My cat (Gedeon) Predator Hyperactive Playful Affectionate My plant (no, I don't give names to my plants) My plant, no, the desert of Gobi (after Gedeon passing by) Glob : I'll use your fur to make mittens!
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La bise bisontine
Windy/normal day in Besancon
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La dure vie des fins de semaine
Ends of the week are harsh Glob : I have a problem. I'm always seeing stars... Girl : Did you see an ophthalmologist ? Glob : No, I said just stars!
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Réflexion de fin de semaine...
Il semblerait que le cerveau ait un poil besoin de se reposer... End of the week though I'm looking for another word for "synonym"...
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La cruauté de la vie
Life is hard Guy : Hep, excuse me... Guy : I'm having a party, tomorrow, at home Guy : Would you like... not to come????
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Ca moooooooord aujourd'hui!
It's biiiiiiiiiting today!
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Solidarité microbienne
Faites tourner!...
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Le pourquoi du parce que
The whys and wherefores Mummy : Lucas, if I hear you say "why" one more time, I'll beat your brains out! Kid : ... Kid : Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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On nous ment...
We're been lied Glob : (singing) Glob : (singing) Dop ! Glob : (singing) Dop, don't make my eyes sting (French commercial for the shampoo brand "Dop") Glob : I wanted to see if the commercial was right... It hurts.
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Manette ou nuisette???
Il a choisi ... -_-" Gamepad or babydoll He chose... -_-"
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Madame Soleil
Ouroscope Lady : Aquarius, work, you might get fired soon ... Lady : Gemini, health, do you know you can drink something else than alcool ? ... Lady : Taurus, Love, you'll find it soooooon... Guy : And for morons, what do they say ?
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Les joies d'être maîkresse...
Happy days as a teacher Child : Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss, can I ask you a question?? Child : When you were little, did you have any dinosaur friends?